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 &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Walking through Bowbazaar, Tenida came to a dead halt in front of Bhim Nag’s sweet-shop. He showed no  sign of budging. I said, “What’ve you stopped for in the middle of the street? Get a move on.” &lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Move on? Move on? Is it absolutely necessary to move on?” Tenida cast a pleading look at me: “Pela, is that heart of yours carved from solid stone? Just look, row upon row of &lt;i&gt;sandesh&lt;/i&gt;, platters of golden &lt;i&gt;rajbhog &lt;/i&gt;calling out to us, &lt;i&gt;rosogullas&lt;/i&gt; swimming in syrup, &lt;i&gt;pantuas&lt;/i&gt;… Pela, my friend…”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;I shook my head and retorted, “You’re not fooling me. At present, I have exactly three rupees in my pocket, and I have to buy my uncle his &lt;i&gt;makaradhwaj&lt;/i&gt;. We’re getting late, so come on now --”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Tenida slurped down some drool, and suggested, “What if you loaned me a couple of rupees now – and I’d get Uncle’s &lt;i&gt;makaradhwaj&lt;/i&gt; in the evening – ”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;But Pelaram Banerjee wasn’t one to fall for Tenida’s propositions. The &lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;superman&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;who manages to get Tenida to return a loan has yet to grace the world. I put my hand firmly over my pocket and said, “I’ve no sympathy for the way your stomach starts growling the moment you catch sight of a food-shop. And besides, if I don’t get Uncle’s &lt;i&gt;makaradhwaj&lt;/i&gt; to him by the end of the morning, who’s going to cobble my mangled ear together again? You?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Tenida heaved a sigh like the rumble of a railway engine.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“You’ve cast a Brahmin into affliction, Pela, and that too in the morning – you’ll go to hell when you die.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“I’ll risk it. I know Uncle’s ear-twisting – beats hell any day. And you’re some Brahmin! Haven’t I seen you chewing on whole chicken’s legs in Dilkhosh Restaurant?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Ah, the world’s but tempting illusion – ” Tenida turned his eyes to feast on Bhim Nag’s one last time. “No, &lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;one can’t be happy till&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;one’s rich.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;That was the subject of our evening discussion on the Chatterjees’ terrace. Kyabla had gone to the zoo with his uncle; Habul Sen had gone to have his tooth out. So it was just the two of us. A despondent Tenida had consumed two bags of fritters. Of course, I had stood treat – and my share had not &lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;extended beyond half a potato chop. &lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Tenida wiped his mouth on the sleeve of my kurta. Then he said, “You see Pela, there’s really no getting along any more unless one’s rich.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;‘Excellent – so why don’t you get rich?” I encouraged him.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“So why don’t you get rich – as if it’s very easy! Who’ll &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;put up&lt;/span&gt; the money? You?” –Tenida made a face. I shook my head to convey that I would not.&lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Well then?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Buy a lottery ticket,” I advised.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Damn your lottery tickets! I’ve bought them till I’m distracted – and I’ve yet to see a dud paisa&lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;. I even got caught trying to pinch the shopping money to pay for those tickets – and got a couple of thumping slaps from Borda. It won’t do – get it? We need a business.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Business!”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Business indeed.” Tenida’s face grew grave with the weight of his plan. “You know – what do you call it – the Hitopadesh says, ‘One must engage in trade – it means the blessing of Lakshmi.’ It’s is the only road left open to us, &lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;d’you&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;understand?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“I do. But you need money for that too!”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“We’ll start a trade into which we won’t need to put a paisa. It’ll all come from foreign wealth – in other words, we’ll get the stuff out of someone else’s pocket.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“What kind of business is that?” I asked, bemused.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Hmm, let’s hear you guess?” Tenida screwed up his eyes and began to smile a little smile: “Can’t think of it, can you? It’s not the work of hollow skulls like yours. You need a real head for it, see?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Tenida proudly drummed twice &lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;on the crown of his own pate.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Why’re you teasing me like this? Come on, spill the beans,” I pleaded humbly.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Tenida cast a careful look around him, then, bringing his mouth close to my ear, hissed, “A film company!”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“What?” I leapt up.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Stop braying like a donkey!” Tenida unleashed a bull’s bellow. “I’ve planned the whole thing to perfection. You’ll write the stories; I’ll direct them. You’ll see, it’ll &lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;be a sensation!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“What do you know about films?” I enquired.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Who knows anything?” Tenida’s grimace conveyed supreme contempt: “Everyone’s the same. Everyone’s got cow-dung in his head. Three fights, eight songs, and a few houses – and you’ve got a film. Why, I’ve been to Tollygunge to watch a shooting.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“But still – ”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Hang it, you’re a dolt – ” said Tenida, annoyed. “&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;D’you &lt;/span&gt;think we’re really going to film anything? Who’s going&lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;to all that trouble?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“What, then?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“We’ll sell shares in it. If we can dispose of a good few – &lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;d’you&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;get it?” Tenida winked: “Dwarik’s, Bhim Nag’s, Dilkhosh, K.C. Das – ”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;At this, the water flooded my mouth. Swallowing &lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;it down&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;, I interrupted, “Enough, enough, you needn’t go on.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;The next day, the entire neighbourhood was awash with posters.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;                      &lt;/span&gt;‘The Bhajahari Film Corporation’&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;                         &lt;/span&gt;‘It’s coming! It’s coming!’&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;                          &lt;/span&gt;‘The Thrilling Saga:’&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;                            &lt;/span&gt;“The Horror!”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;                        &lt;/span&gt;‘Direction: Bhajahari Mukhopadhyay (Tenida)’&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;                        &lt;/span&gt;‘Story: Pelaram Bandyopadhyay’&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Below this, in smaller lettering:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“The public are invited to buy shares. Each share is available at the modest sum of eight annas. Three shares are offered at just one rupee.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Below this, a drawing of a hand, and the words:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;“Special attraction: Anyone who purchases a share wins a chance to act in the film. You are advised not to neglect this golden opportunity. The number of shares is limited – buy immediately, or regret later. Enquire at – No. 18, Pataldanga Street, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;st1:city&gt;&lt;st1:place&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Calcutta&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;How quickly tangible the results of an advertisement could be&lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;– of this we received clear evidence in a few hours’ time.&lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;In fact, the proof almost cast&lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;our lives into&lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; peril. We had never hoped the thing would catch on so quickly. Tenida’s huge house stood quite empty at the time; all the family had gone off to Deoghar for a change of air. Tenida, whose Matric. Exam was approaching, had remained alone at home, with a servant, Bishtu. So the two of us were sitting comfortably in his room on the second floor, listening to the radio and consuming mutton &lt;i&gt;ghugni&lt;/i&gt;. Suddenly, Bishtu arrived, every inch the messenger carrying news of defeat in battle.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Bishtu’s home is in &lt;/span&gt;&lt;st1:city&gt;&lt;st1:place&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Chittagong&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;. His nasal babbling isn’t easy to understand; still, what we did make of his message filled us with alarm. Tenida choked horribly &lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;on his mutton &lt;i&gt;ghugni&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Bishtu informed us, “The ’ounse ’ans ’een ’ancked by onbbers.” ( The house has been attacked by robbers.)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;What was the scamp saying! Was &lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;he dotty or dyspeptic? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Was he a coon or a codfish? Robbers attacking a house in the heart of &lt;/span&gt;&lt;st1:city&gt;&lt;st1:place&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Calcutta&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;, in the middle of the afternoon!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Bishtu continued, pale-faced, “um ownstairs an ee or younrelves’ (Come downstairs and see for yourselves.)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;I was considering a retreat &lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;to safety under the bed, but Tenida &lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;let out&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;a tiger’s roar that unseated &lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;my invalid’s spleen.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Coward! Come along – march! I’ll flatten the villain’s nose for him with one good punch!” Now, as for me: pathetic Pelaram Banerjee, holding body and soul together with a little light catfish-curry, I don’t happen to enjoy these rough-and-tumbles with robbers. There we were – quite happy – what need of&lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt; all this fuss? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;I tried to escape – “Um – you see – I’m &lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;beginning to get&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;such a stomach-ache –”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Stomach-ache!” bellowed Tenida. “Why, you seemed to have forgotten all about it while you were polishing off that mutton &lt;i&gt;ghugni&lt;/i&gt;! Now come along Pela, or you’ll be the first one I –&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Tenida left his sentence unfinished, but&lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;his meaning was clear.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Praise to Mother Durga –” I followed him tremblingly.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;But no, it wasn’t robbers. A queue stretched from Pataldanga to &lt;/span&gt;&lt;st1:street&gt;&lt;st1:address&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;College   Street&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/st1:address&gt;&lt;/st1:street&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Was anyone missing?&lt;/span&gt; Schoolboys, the cigarette-seller from the street corner, the maid from next door, an Oriya cook, even a pair of awe-inspiring giants of &lt;i&gt;kabuliwallahs, &lt;/i&gt;closely resembling the messengers of Yama.&lt;span style=""&gt;    &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;As soon as we appeared before them, they rent &lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;the sky with their yells.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“I want to buy some shares!”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Here you are, sir, eight annas!”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;The maid declared, “Look sons, I’ve brought a whole rupee. Give us three shares – and a chance to play the heroine –”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;The accents of the Oriya cook from the boarding-house next door were heard: “I’ve brought eight annas too –”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Over the rest of the din came the two Kabuliwallahs’ rough tones: “O Babu, we’ve brought a rupee each, we want &lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;a chance&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;too –”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;And there rose a chorus of screams: “A chance! A chance!” &lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;It made my head spin – clapping my hands over my ears, I sank down. &lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Tenida the Incredible remained standing. Standing calm and quiet – Buddha-like. As if that wasn’t enough, I saw a flash of teeth stretching from ear to ear – he smiled.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Then he declared, “Yes, yes, you’ll have your chances – ” stretching his hand out in a reassuring gesture – “everyone will have his chance. Now let’s see you precious lot fork out your cash. &lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;I’m warning you&lt;/span&gt;, &lt;/span&gt;don’t try and palm off any dud half-rupees on us – or else – ”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Jai Hind – Jai Hind –”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;When the crowd had dispersed, Tenida flung both hands above his head and broke into a jig. Then he tried to sit down heavily, and landed flat on his back on the floor, complete with his&lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;chair. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);" lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;I exclaimed in protest.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;But Tenida was already on his feet. Then he &lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;landed&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;such a monstrous slap &lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;on my back&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;that I yelled.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“O Pela, today’s a great day, no day for tears! The fort’s won! Bhim Nag, Dwarik Ghosh, Chacha’s Hotel, Dilkhosh – ahh!”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Forgetting my agony, I echoed, “Ahh!”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Come on, let’s count it”: that ear-to-ear grin again.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Our earnings weren’t to be sniffed at – twenty-six rupees and twelve annas.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Twelve annas?” Tenida frowned. “How could it come to twelve annas? If the rates were eight annas and a rupee – uh-huh – Some rascal must have cheated us out of four annas in all that confusion – what do you think?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;I nodded to indicate that I shared his opinion.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“None but rogues in this world. &lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Why can’t you find&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;a single honest man? Cheating a Brahmin out of four whole annas – right in the morning –” Tenida sighed.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Never mind, what we’ve got isn’t bad. Dilkhosh, Bhim Nag, Dwarik Ghosh –”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;I continued the chant: “Chacha’s Hotel, K. C. Das –”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Etcetera, etcetera,” concluded Tenida. “But look here, Pela, let me tell you this right now. The plan was mine from start to finish. Therefore, my son, the benefits will be simply divided: fourteen annas to two annas.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“How can that be?” I protested.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Tenida landed a ferocious rap on the table, “Yes, that’s how it is. And if it isn’t, how will it be if I throw you straight out of the first-floor window?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;I scratched my ear and agreed that it wouldn’t be good.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Then come along – let’s celebrate Bhajahari Film Corporation’s first project with some Mughlai &lt;i&gt;parathas&lt;/i&gt; and a few plates of chicken curry.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Tenida let out&lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;a room-splitting roar of diabolical laughter. The noise brought Bishtu scurrying out. He stood gaping for a while, then commented, “Chhontobabu must ’anve gone noff ’is ’ead.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;A few days went happily by. &lt;i&gt;Rajbhog&lt;/i&gt; from Darik’s and cutlets from Chacha’s had fortified us to good purpose. As we demolished K.C. Das’s &lt;i&gt;rosomalais&lt;/i&gt;, we wondered if we could hatch another plan, when suddenly –&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;It was like a clap of thunder on our threshold. There stood those two giant Kabuliwallahs, blood-lust bubbling from the innards of those massive robes, those heavy beards. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;As soon as we turned towards them, they thumped their cudgels. “O Babu, where’s our money, eh? – and what about our Chance?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“What?” The &lt;i&gt;rosomalai&lt;/i&gt; slipped from Tenida’s hand into his breast-pocket. “Pela, we’re done for!”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Of course we are!” I retorted. “But I have the advantage this time. Fourteen annas’ share of pounding for you –that’s to say they’ll beat you to a pulp. On the other hand, I might just survive my two annas’ worth.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;The Kabuliwallahs called again, “O Bhojohori Babu – come on out –”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Going out would mean a direct passage to the Nimtala cremation grounds. Tenida jumped up, then clamped me under his arm and dragged me through a side-door, in a different direction.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Well then, you sons of honest men, where’s my money and my Chance?” There stood the maid, gripping the blade she used to scale fish. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“What about my Chance?” demanded the Oriya cook, dangerously swinging a rice-ladle.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Think you’ll get away with your swindle, sir? We’re Shyambazar boys!” a group of youths rolled up their sleeves and charged at us.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;For a moment, the world spun dizzily before my eyes. Then &lt;span style="color:fuchsia;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;I heard&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;a shout of “Do or die!” And, hoisting me onto his shoulder, Tenida leapt forward. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;I was only dimly conscious of what followed. I could make out a ghastly din –&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;“Thief! – Thief! – He’s getting away!” – and through it all, a sensation of flight, as if I was whooshing along on the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;st1:place&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Punjab&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt; Mail.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Hitting the ground with a thud, I broke out into cries. I opened my eyes to find myself at Howrah Station. Tenida was panting exactly like a railway engine.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;“Huh,” he said, “As if those louts could catch me! I’m champion of the five-hundred metre race. Now off you go, Pela. I’ve still got twelve rupees and four annas in my pocket, so quick, get two tickets for Deoghar. The Delhi Express is about to leave.”&lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h1&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;h1&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;h1 style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Dadhichi, the Bugs and Biswakarma&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;At the moment, I’m meditating in a deep forest. With admirable concentration, I might add. Only, there happen to be several insects flying about and constantly landing on my face, and I can’t tell you how ghastly it feels. If one crawls up my nose and makes it tickle, another explores what mysteries might be concealed in the deep recesses of my inner ear. I’ve already swallowed a fair dozen, in an ill-judged gulp. They didn’t taste too bad, either – rather like fennel seeds, in fact – but what a ghoulish stink! I’d have been sick – only you can’t be sick when you’re meditating. Nor can I drive them away – I’m in a trance, you see. No help for it but to remain absolutely motionless.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;I had known from the very beginning that it would end up like this. In fact, I had said as much to Habul – only our Indra, newly ascended to the divine state, was planning his visit to Lord Shiva’s abode on &lt;/span&gt;&lt;st1:place&gt;&lt;st1:placetype&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Mount&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/st1:placetype&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;st1:placename&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Kailash&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/st1:placename&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt; and wouldn’t deign to listen. He said, “Get on with it! That’s enough of your whining! A forest’s got to have insects, and they can’t help landing on your face occasionally! You’ll have to suffer in silence – how else can you be a great sage?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;True. But now I know why great sages have tempers as serene as the average hornet’s nest and why the slightest provocation draws such a hail of curses. For heaven’s sake, there are limits to every man’s patience! Even Shantanu, that gentle soul, would turn into Durbasa if he had to suffer the concentrated fury of those bugs. And I refuse to entertain any doubts on that score.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;A right nuisance this was turning out to be! Truth be told, I’m only Pelaram Banerjee, preyed upon by malaria and compelled to dose myself with the juice of &lt;i&gt;basak&lt;/i&gt; leaves. What need for me to plunge my reluctant foot into this quagmire of sages and forests? I live tucked away in a Potoldanga lane, on a forced diet of catfish curry and &lt;i&gt;atop&lt;/i&gt; &lt;i&gt;chaal –&lt;/i&gt; a handful of &lt;i&gt;chanachur&lt;/i&gt; I popped into my mouth gave me such a stomach-upset that I nearly popped it in earnest. And yet, meek as a cow myself, I had fallen into the company of Tenida – Tenida of the 42-inch chest, standing six feet tall.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;And what it means to fall into Tenida’s clutches – well, if you haven’t, you’ll never even be able to imagine it. He’s grown up beating the life out of every man alive, from the tommies on the Maidan to scoundrelly shop-keepers in the smuggled-goods market. If he raises his hand, you fear a cuff; if he bares his teeth, you’re sure he’ll bite. And it was in the thrall of this almighty being that I now sat in silent agony as a meditating sage. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;What on earth could I do? I seemed to be sitting there for an eternity. I could see that good-for-nothing Habul’s nose sticking through a little hole in my forest glade. Almost maddened by insect-bites, I was wondering if I should plant a swift punch on the protruding feature, when all of a sudden my disciple Dadhimukh made his entrance.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Dadhimukh:&lt;span style=""&gt;    &lt;/span&gt;O Master, hear my submission.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Myself:&lt;span style=""&gt;            &lt;/span&gt;Speak, son, as I listen.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Dadhimukh:&lt;span style=""&gt;     &lt;/span&gt;Yesternight, near dawn, I dreamed&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;                         &lt;/span&gt;A wondrous dream. O Sage, it seemed&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;                         &lt;/span&gt;I saw my Lord, in form divine&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;                         &lt;/span&gt;On a flaming chariot ride&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;                         &lt;/span&gt;Through space, along the Milky Way;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;   &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;                      &lt;/span&gt;I watched, and in my terror cried –&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;                         &lt;/span&gt;Yuck! Ugh! Pthoo!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;What else but those infernal insects? Choking and spluttering, Dadhimukh spat the lot he had swallowed all over me – the cheek of that callow urchin! I flamed with rage from head to toe – my pigtail stood erect in sacred fury. But to curse him would ruin all. I contented myself with thinking, “Wait, my son – I’ll deal with you by and by.” &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Smiling, I spoke. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;                             &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Tis true, a mystery does in this inhere&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;                               &lt;/span&gt;Thy feeble wit&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;                               &lt;/span&gt;Can’t fathom it&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;                              &lt;/span&gt;Come close; I’ll whisper it in thy young ear.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Dadhimukh stared at me open-mouthed. The lines he had hoped to hear seemed to have vanished – he didn’t know what to do. He cast a helpless look around.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;I began again. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;                                                                   &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Why standst thou there?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;                               &lt;/span&gt;Come close, and near my lips place thou thy ear.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;                               &lt;/span&gt;The wondrous words I cannot else tell thee&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;                               &lt;/span&gt;Come close, dear boy; my son, come close to me.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Dadhimukh’s only young yet – and inexperienced to boot. Hesitantly, he laid his ear close to my lips and I made immediate reply. Opening my mouth wide, I trapped an entire swarm of bugs. Then, with neatness and dispatch, I spat them noisily back over Dadhimukh’s cheeks, nose, mouth and forehead. A loving guru’s blessing!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Dadhimukh shrieked. The drop-scene was abruptly lowered. Hitting me on the nose, the bamboo pole descended sharply. Leaving the scene unfinished, the second act came to an untimely end.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Habul, dressed as Indra, and Tenida, dressed as Viswakarma, rushed onto the stage. “What’s the meaning of this?” thundered Tenida. “What was all that about?” &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“All what?” I countered with a brave attempt at defiance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Tenida gnashed his teeth. “Going to ruin the play, are you, scamp that you are? What made you spit into Kabla’s face like that? A proper hash you made of the scene – just hear the audience laughing!”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Kabla spat at me first,” I retorted.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Hmmm” said Tenida. “I should knock your two heads together like a pair of young coconuts. Well, what’s done is done. Now you’ll have to manage the coming scenes properly, understand? Any more funny business and I’ll punch your nose into a nosegay.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“You can talk,” said &lt;/span&gt;&lt;st1:place&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;I.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt; “But who’s going to sit on stage eating bugs, tell me?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“You will,” roared Tenida. “By God you will. What’s theatre without swallowing a few bugs? One has to eat flies, mosquitoes –”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Rats, bats…” Habul joined in.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“And mats too,” finished Tenida. “In fact, it wouldn’t be extraordinary if you ate a mattress. Or a bedstead. There, see – that’s what you call theatre.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“What, do you need to eat all those things to act?” I protested feebly.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Oh yes you do. What d’you know of these things? Never heard of Danibabu, have you, Danibabu? When he acted the part of Sita, he swallowed a monument before every performance, d’you know that? A monument!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Yes, yes, a monument! Now get lost, and not another squawk out of you! The curtain’s just going up – scoot – go learn your lines!”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Scowling like a scarecrow in an eggplant-patch, I went and sat on one side of the stage. Monuments indeed! No other place for tall tales – who in all mankind eats monuments? But to protest would fetch me a cuff; I could only swallow his gigantic fib in silence.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Grace the stage and eat bugs. Why, my dear chaps, I suppose my catfish-curry would have stuck in my throat if I hadn’t got myself embroiled in your play. I, Palaram Banerjee, of weak stomach and invalid spleen, what need had I to play Sage Dadhichi with a faceful of prickly beard? I had fallen among villains, and a pretty fix they had landed me in.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;There was I – sitting comfortably on the Chatterjees’ terrace – watching an enthusiastic rehearsal. But no one could be found to play the part of Dadhichi. Tenida, casting his saucer-like eyes about, suddenly pounced on me and seized my shoulder: “Ah, got him!”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Oi, oi!” I protested.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“No oi-oi’s from you,” growled Tenida. “Say ‘aye aye’ instead. You look like an ascetic too – sort of harmless and goat-like. We’ll stick on a nice goat’s beard – see if it doesn’t suit you! You’ll look exactly like that old gaffer at the Rays’.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;And this was the present result.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;I didn’t appear in the third act. Sitting in gloomy silence by the stage, I swatted mosquitoes for dear life. No – this was insufferable. Come my entrance, and I’d have to meditate again. Meditate, and I’d be attacked by more bugs. Most deadly bugs, too.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;What could I do?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Every fibre of my body was quivering with rage. Out of the kindness of my heart, I was acting a part in their wretched play. That seemed the outside of enough, but to insult me into the bargain! Bullying me like that! Threatening to punch my nose into a nosegay! You had to admire his conceit. What if his nose was as lofty as a pyramid and mine as flat as a Chinaman’s? To insult my nose on those grounds! Well, hold it. Not so fast. I’d bring him to a sticky pass yet, and watch him flounder, with this snub nose of mine held as high as the mythical &lt;/span&gt;&lt;st1:place&gt;&lt;st1:placetype&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;mountain&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/st1:placetype&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt; of &lt;/span&gt;&lt;st1:placename&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Mainak&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/st1:placename&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;But, in plain fact, what could I do?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;I thought and thought, but to no avail. Meanwhile, on the stage, Tenida was delivering a magnificent peroration, and executing such leaps that the Chatterjees’ ancient, bug-infested mattress had begun to groan ominously. It was difficult to tell whether he was acting in a play or doing the high jump.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Stage-manager Habul came hurrying past. “Here, Pela, why’re you sitting in the dark like a ghost?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Brother Habul, give me some tea,” I begged.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;“My throat feels as parched as a dry log.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Habul turned up his nose. “Oh, go on! Don’t drink so much tea – the way you played your part, you shouldn’t need it!”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Adding insult to injury, was he? I bared my teeth at Habul in a horrible grimace, but the darkness engulfed all.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Should I do the disappearing act, beard and all? Dash straight home while the going was good? It’d serve them right if they looked for Dadhichi before his next scene, and found the sage had absconded. But no – that wasn’t a good idea. Next morning would be sure to bring retribution – who’d save me then? Potoldanga’s celebrated Tenida would speed me heavenwards with a couple of his celebrated slaps.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;No, no – none of all this. I’d kill the snake without breaking the stick. I’d make them bleed all right – but they’d have to swallow the thrust with the smiles still on their faces. I’d make a wisdom tooth sprout among Tenida’s thirty-two shiners. And I wouldn’t spare his henchman Habul either, that obsequious insect of a stage-manager.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;‘Lord, give me light,” I prayed silently. “A light in the darkness.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;And lo, a light appeared. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;I said to Habul, “Brother Habul, I’m going home for five minutes.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Why?” asked Habul in alarm.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“This stomach of mine – it’s feeling a little…”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“That does it,” said Habul. “All these dealings with you chronic invalids and your weak stomachs. Looks as if you’ll let us down in the end. You’re to go on in a little while, remember?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Don’t worry, I’ll be back in five minutes,” I assured him.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;To myself, I said, “We’ll see how strong your stomachs are by and by. Want to feed me monuments before I act, eh? We’ll see if you can digest a stronger compound yet!”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Within the promised five minutes, I made my return. It hadn’t taken me long to ransack my uncle the doctor’s medicine-cupboard. I had found the magic drug, and was carrying it back with me. Nearly an hour remained before my entrance – plenty of time for me to do my little job.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;The big tea-kettle was simmering on the stove; I approached it quietly. No one noticed, they were all peering out of the wings, absorbed in the play. Tenida was leaping about like an energetic Bheem – and what claps he was getting! Wait a bit – I’d see how many claps he wanted in a while. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;His pyramid of a nose held high in triumph, Tenida returned to the wings. “How 'd my part go, Habul?” he asked, grinning broadly. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Oh splendid, splendid!” replied Habul humbly. “Who but you could play a part like that? The audience is shouting ‘Bravo, bravo!’”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;I knew why the audience was applauding. The poor fools had no idea whether Tenida had been playing Bheem’s role or Viswakarma’s. But the really interesting part was yet to be performed. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Tenida shook the stage with his yell of “Tea! Someone bring in the tea!”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Habul fled precipitately.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;The drop curtain had risen once again. I sat rapt in meditation as Sage Dadhichi and manfully ate bugs. My disciple Dahimukh was standing at a prudent distance – experience had made him wise.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Enter Biswakarma and Indra. In other words, Tenida and Habul.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Habul began:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;                                     &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Great sage, our holy master.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;                                       &lt;/span&gt;I come to you at Lord Shiva’s command.&lt;span style=""&gt;                 &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;                                    &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;The lightning-bolt that from your ancient bones&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;                                       &lt;/span&gt;Is to be drawn –”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Tenida continued:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;                                        &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Shall by the best of Viswakarma’s art&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;          &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;                              &lt;/span&gt;Into a mighty weapon be transformed&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;                                        &lt;/span&gt;The planets nine, and all their several seas&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;                                        &lt;/span&gt;Shall tremble with its roar and everything&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;                      &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;                  &lt;/span&gt;Still or moving, quick or dead, shall burn&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;                                        &lt;/span&gt;In its bright flame –”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Then he added lines of his own invention. “Ooh, what a stomach-ache I’m getting!”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“My stomach’s churning too,” said Habul hollowly.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;I just glanced at them out of the corner of my eye. They had sworn they could digest monuments, I’d see what their digestions were really worth!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;‘Peace, peace,” I enjoined.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“First let me muse upon the sacred name.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Till my trance is broken&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Let not a word be spoken,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;I will surrender then my ancient frame.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;So saying, I sank into meditation. My trance wasn’t one to be broken in a hurry. The bugs persisted in their attack – but never mind. As I sowed, so should Tenida and Habul reap. Hot tea and a strong purgative combined – could I afford to let them off so quickly now?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Tenida’s facial contortions were impossible to ignore. “Get on with that meditation, Pela, quick! The cramps I’m getting in my stomach!”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Quiet,” I said sternly. “Disturb my rapt devotion, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;                                       &lt;/span&gt;And I’ll curse you as the only proper caution –”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Do you think I was really meditating? Poppycock! Out of the corner of my eye, I was watching Tenida’s face grow ashen. Habul was in much the same condition. God was kind indeed.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Oh Pela, I’m done for!” moaned Tenida abjectly. “Come out of that trance, quick, I beg of you – I’m falling at your feet, Pela!”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Habul joined in. “Brother Pela, I’m dying too!”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;I sat deaf and unmoving. Do what you will! The trance of a sage – in a business of body-sacrifice, too! Was it to be broken so easily?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Good God, I’m done for!” Tenida disappeared in a flying leap, in the direction of the dark mango orchards. Habul followed at his heels.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;And the play?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Need I say any more about it?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoBodyText"&gt;&lt;meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"&gt;&lt;meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"&gt;&lt;meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 10"&gt;&lt;meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 10"&gt;&lt;link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CUser%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C03%5Cclip_filelist.xml"&gt;&lt;o:smarttagtype namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" name="Street"&gt;&lt;/o:smarttagtype&gt;&lt;o:smarttagtype namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" name="City"&gt;&lt;/o:smarttagtype&gt;&lt;o:smarttagtype namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" name="address"&gt;&lt;/o:smarttagtype&gt;&lt;o:smarttagtype namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" name="place"&gt;&lt;/o:smarttagtype&gt;&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;&lt;xml&gt;  &lt;w:worddocument&gt;   &lt;w:view&gt;Normal&lt;/w:View&gt;   &lt;w:zoom&gt;0&lt;/w:Zoom&gt;   &lt;w:compatibility&gt;    &lt;w:breakwrappedtables/&gt;    &lt;w:snaptogridincell/&gt;    &lt;w:wraptextwithpunct/&gt;    &lt;w:useasianbreakrules/&gt;   &lt;/w:Compatibility&gt;   &lt;w:browserlevel&gt;MicrosoftInternetExplorer4&lt;/w:BrowserLevel&gt;  &lt;/w:WordDocument&gt; &lt;/xml&gt;&lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;!--[if !mso]&gt;&lt;object classid="clsid:38481807-CA0E-42D2-BF39-B33AF135CC4D" id="ieooui"&gt;&lt;/object&gt; &lt;style&gt; st1\:*{behavior:url(#ieooui) } &lt;/style&gt; &lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;style&gt; &lt;!--  /* Style Definitions */  p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal 	{mso-style-parent:""; 	margin:0in; 	margin-bottom:.0001pt; 	mso-pagination:widow-orphan; 	font-size:12.0pt; 	font-family:"Times New Roman"; 	mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; 	mso-ansi-language:EN-GB;} @page Section1 	{size:8.5in 11.0in; 	margin:1.0in 1.25in 1.0in 1.25in; 	mso-header-margin:.5in; 	mso-footer-margin:.5in; 	mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 	{page:Section1;} --&gt; &lt;/style&gt;&lt;!--[if gte mso 10]&gt; &lt;style&gt;  /* Style Definitions */  table.MsoNormalTable 	{mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; 	mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; 	mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; 	mso-style-noshow:yes; 	mso-style-parent:""; 	mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; 	mso-para-margin:0in; 	mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; 	mso-pagination:widow-orphan; 	font-size:10.0pt; 	font-family:"Times New Roman";} &lt;/style&gt; &lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;June, 2009&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;A.C. aka Pontla&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1576227339146990911-1240270563376207711?l=pontla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pontla.blogspot.com/feeds/1240270563376207711/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pontla.blogspot.com/2009/06/summer-stuff.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1576227339146990911/posts/default/1240270563376207711'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1576227339146990911/posts/default/1240270563376207711'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pontla.blogspot.com/2009/06/summer-stuff.html' title='Summer Stuff'/><author><name>Pontla</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07812473551853222302</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1576227339146990911.post-2377335857301202106</id><published>2009-06-21T05:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-22T10:45:38.377-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Pontla Post: Prothom</title><content type='html'>Being a Pontla person in this imperfect world isn't easy. It gets a lot less easy when people confuse you with a certain somewhat objectionable vegetable. All you careless casual gooks (if you don't know what I'm talking about &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;please&lt;/span&gt; read &lt;a href="http://www.themediadrome.com/content/poetry/wodehouse_printers_error.htm"&gt;this&lt;/a&gt;), note that the name is Pontla and &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;not&lt;/span&gt; Potla. For non-Bongs who don't know what I'm talking about, just pronounce my name with the 'occasional' and not the 'orange' kind of 'o'.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And if you are a Bong and still don't know the difference/think it matters, go boil your head.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That said, the Pontla phamily are all busy and no one is taking the Pontla to shop/watch movies/eat out/ vacation. We Pontlas are not known for keeping a stiff upper lip. We cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war. We blog away the blues.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Pontla'r prem doesn't know he's dating a Pontla. The poor guy's in for a rude shock.) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, what with the heat and the humidity and existential angst, this Pontla leaves you with some phunny Summer Stuff (in translation, but it can't be helped).  Also the serious sugestion that next time Balmiki Pratibha is performed by the staff and inmates of certain correctional homes in West Bengal, you go and watch. No other performance I've seen comes even close.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Regards&lt;br /&gt;Pontla&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1576227339146990911-2377335857301202106?l=pontla.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pontla.blogspot.com/feeds/2377335857301202106/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pontla.blogspot.com/2009/06/pontla-post-prothom.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1576227339146990911/posts/default/2377335857301202106'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1576227339146990911/posts/default/2377335857301202106'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pontla.blogspot.com/2009/06/pontla-post-prothom.html' title='Pontla Post: Prothom'/><author><name>Pontla</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07812473551853222302</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
